Immigration Reform That Will Make America FASCIST Again
The three core principles of Donald J. Trump's immigration plan
When politicians talk about “immigration reform” they mean: amnesty, cheap labor, and open borders. But if America wants to become Fascist again we need to understand that the lives of immigrants are not important -- because they, in fact, are not really people.
Real immigration reform puts the needs of the State and all of its people first and foremost. The word Fascist comes from the Italian word for bundle and if we do not bundle around hatred towards the Other, then what else will we nationalize around?
1. A fascist state without borders is not a fascist state. If we have learned anything from history, it is that the greatest way to isolate a country from the world is to put a wall around it. And America must be isolated because we are # 1 and we cannot be bundled up with the rest of the world and their pathetic mediocrity. So we should build a wall so large and so massive that it can be seen from space, so even the space aliens will know of our totalitarian might.
2. A fascist state without laws is not a fascist state. Fascism, in theory, is about the people, but in order to provide for the people and ensure collective greatness there must be law and order. If you see an immigrant, report them. If you are confronted by an immigrant, confront them. If you are attacked by an immigrant -- and this is very common -- attack them back. The laws of the Fascist regime should and shall be enforced by every citizen with equal might under a Trump Fascist state.
3. A fascist state that does not serve its own citizens is not a fascist state. As aforementioned, the purpose of any fascist dictatorship is, at large, to provide for the needs of the people and any Fascist regime that fails to do this is a failure -- and under a Trump Fascist dictatorship, America will fail at nothing!
Demand that Mexico Pay For The Wall
Mexico, as most Americans know, is a country ran by weak-minded leadership that, at best, could be compared to cockroaches or worse. It is from historical circumstantial luck that they happen to exist next to -- what will become -- the greatest fascist state on Earth and they should be respectful of this fact and the fruit it bears. I will use my magical powers -- as I describe in my #1 best-selling book "The Art of the Deal" -- to convince them of what they already know: that America is a mighty Fascist regime and it is both a privilege and an honor to be our neighbor to the South. And this privilege, like everything else in the world, has a price.
People constantly ask me how I plan to get Mexico to pay for the wall, and over and over I keep repeating that all I have to do is sit them down in tiny little chairs and explain to them their place in the world, explain that America has spent billions and has sacrificed hundreds of millions of lives to ensure that we can exploit and oppress the world-over and it is all part of the plan. The plan to make America Fascist again.
However, if that fails to work I will just use my powers of white privilege and impress them with my tall stature, opulent lectern, and use many word that they do not understand. I will -- in essence -- Jedi-mind-trick them into thinking that this is in their better interest: as we become more Fascist and as the name America becomes synonymous with Fascism Mexico will be forever associated under the mighty name of North America and this honor is almost as high as the honor of being our neighbor. And, besides, it is with humility and altruism that I have chosen not to force Mexico to pay royalties for being associated with America, as a result of its membership to North America. I will make them understand this and I will make them pay.
The cost of building a permanent border wall pales mightily in comparison to what American taxpayers spend every single year on dealing with the fallout of illegal immigration in their communities, schools and unemployment offices. Mexicans fail to understand -- this is because of their weaker minds -- that just because you were born here, that does not make you an American. Being American is not about place of birth or country of origin, but it is about attitude. Mexicans -- due to a genetic flaw -- cannot and will not ever have the capacity to be true Americans and this is why they should not be allowed in, and if they do get in, should not be allowed to be part of our communities, schools, or even collect unemployment. Beyond being undeserving and incapable of competing with Americans in American schools, their naturally poor work-ethics and proclivity towards crime will be a burden to the young American Fascist youth.
Mexico must pay for the wall and, until they do, the United States citizenry will, among other things, take law and order in to their own hands. We will not be taken advantage of anymore.
Defend The Laws Of The Fascist State
America will only be Fascist as long as America remains a nation of laws that lives according to the will of the dictator. No one is above the strong arm of a Fascist regime. We will defend the laws using the following steps:
Triple the size of the anti-Mexico armed services. How do we triple the size of our anti-Mexico armed services without increasing the budget? We first mandate that all of the American Fascist youth volunteer for the anti-Mexico armed services to show their allegiance to the Fascist leadership -- if they refuse, their loyalty to the Mexico-people will be punished by a denouncement of their citizenship. And, additionally, there assets will be seized to pay for the expenses of establishing an anti-Mexico militia.
Nationwide e-tracking. We now live in the 21st century and the idea of tattooing a serial number on the arms of all immigrants and immigrant-looking-people is outdated. The Trump campaign to make America Fascist Again will create a modern day human-inventory-tracking system (HITS) that uses the latest in tracking technology. Just one quick implant into the brains of all potential immigrants and immigrant look-a-likes -- which we will make Mexico pay for, of course -- and we will be able to track all immigrants. Once all the implants are installed you will be able to use the mobile app (ImmigrantTracker) to get real-time alerts and updates to warn you if an immigrant is in proximity -- the app will use the Homeland Defense terror threat system to indicate the level of threat that the approaching immigrant poses. However, because we are aware that not everybody is intuitively aware of the Homeland Defense threat level color code system, the app will have a secondary mode called "intuitive threat mode", where your phone will blink the color of an on-coming threat with a color coding system that is easy to follow (see below for an example). Additionally, you will be able to create an ImmigrantTracker buddy list so that your buddies can be alerted if you're at risk and in need of law-enforcement assistance.
Mandatory return of all criminal aliens. Being Mexican is a crime, in and of itself, and the Obama Administration has been horrendous by granting amnesty to these people. This will stop. All aliens are criminals and they all will be treated with appropriate justice.
Detention—not catch-and-release. Illegal aliens apprehended crossing the border must be detained until they are sent home, no more catch-and-release.
Defund sanctuary cities. Cut-off federal grants to any city that provides any sanctuary to Mexican immigrants. The Trump campaign to America Fascist Again is not opposed to creating camps to contain the immigrants who are here illegally, but the camps must be either funded by the people of Mexico or by revenue created by the immigrants when they are put to work doing the manual labor that is needed to help make America Fascist Again.
Enhanced penalties for overstaying a visa. Cheating the Fascist regime by overstaying on a visa is equal to being an illegal immigrant and will be punished with the same force. All pure Americans will be allowed, at any given time and without cause, to request that any immigrant-looking-person give their immigrant ID so they can check their status on ImmigrantTracker, and if they are overstaying their visit, the citizens are encouraged to take the law into their own hands – because we, the people, are in this together.
End birthright citizenship. Anybody who has seen any true American movie -- which is any movie starring, written by or directed by Clint Eastwood -- understands that being America is not simply a right granted by birth, but it is a right granted to the people with the courage and tenacity to fully embrace the American fascist attitude. In light of this fact, the Trump campaign vows to end birthright citizenship -- meaning being born here does not guarantee your citizenship. Instead we will use a loyalty test and any current citizen who looks like they could be an immigrant (non-white people) will be required to take the loyalty test to ensure they embody the proper and pure American attitude.